Oh Dagwood, when will you ever learn?

When I saw this entry on the "Comics Curmudgeon" site, I LOL'ed. I didn't ROTFL, but I definitely LOL'ed:

1952:

2008:


I would like to suggest that someone do the research to prove that horoscope writers just take a bunch of vaguely-written "predictions" and jumble them up every few years. I would do it, but I just bought a hammock.